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Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - December 23rd, 2014


Things to do:

  • B̶u̶y̶ ̶C̶h̶r̶i̶s̶t̶m̶a̶s̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶s̶e̶n̶t̶s̶
  • P̶u̶b̶l̶i̶s̶h̶ ̶I̶l̶l̶u̶m̶i̶n̶a̶t̶i̶ ̶C̶o̶l̶l̶a̶b̶
  • Have fun

While I figure out how to do the hardest thing on my Xmas list, why don't you check out the Illuminati Collab.

It's got some Christmassy stuff in it made by loads of Newgrounds artists, some Illuminati references and you can reward yourself with a bunch of medals, too.

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P.S. Here's the music from credits of "The Raccoons".

 


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Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - December 4th, 2014


Hello,

If you fancy making something for the Holidays, check out this collab over in the art forum.

It's all about trying to find the Illuminati references in Christmas cards.

HOW VERY FESTIVE.

(this is the progress I've got so far on it, and we've also got some lovely music by Mattashi, too :) )

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...
...
... bleh, and while I have the opportunity: here's some cool music
 

and here's a GIF

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k thanks bye.

 

 


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Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - November 16th, 2014


Do you fancy making a Christmas card for anybody?

Do you want to hide some Illuminati references in it??

Do you want to spread the nauseating Christmas disease into the month of November?!?!

OF COURSE YOU DO!!!

Here is an art collab that I'm planning to host. The idea is that the players play a "Where's Wally" type game and spot as many Illuminati symbols as possible to unlock new pictures and medals.

Other than designing a Christmas card, whatever you decide to draw is up to you!

For more details, if you have any questions, or you just want to share some interest and WIPs, check out this thread.

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Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - September 6th, 2014


Hello,

Just a reminder that there are 8 more days left for the sculpting contest!

oh boy

In order to give some substance to this newspost, I've compiled a picture with all the entries/WIPs so far. I've been really happy with the turn-out and the quality that's coming through. I'm trying to keep my mouth shut to be impartial, but I know it's going to be a real arse to draw out favourites from myself and the other judges.

(If I've missed your entry off this pic* it's probably because I'm not aware of it, so pop me a PM)

(*but not you, Jiovanni! Thanks for all the entries)

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Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - August 31st, 2014


I have nothing to do with this project, but it looks so good and is so close to the funding threshold that I think it's worth shouting about on the frontpage.

Here's Wurmy's Newgrounds profile, as well as the website for the game and their Twitter.

Here's the kickstarter

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As I write this, it is $3500 away from its $50000 goal. I think that if we can give it a nudge, we can make it happen.


(oh, and don't forget to join/watch the sculpting contest)

 


Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - August 25th, 2014


Hello,

Just a reminder that there's a sculpting art contest going on!

It's a good opportunity to try something different, sharing ideas and techniques, or just trashing everybody else with your outstanding skills.

I'm going to try and get these two lumpy clay things finished. The deadline is the 14th of September, so there's good time to think about what you'd like to make, and how you want to put it together.

Further q&a can be found in the thread. :)

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Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - August 19th, 2014


Hello.

Amaranthus is hosting a sculpting contest going on in the art portal, so check it out!

The theme is to SCULPT ANYTHING! The theme is that easy!
Any medium is fine, like sculpting clay, wood, lollipop sticks, cardboard, ... so long as you can hold something 3D in your hands!

THE RULES:
1. All sculptures must be made by you, OR ELSE.
2. No pre-fabricated stuff, like models from kits or dolls. Extras are fine, but it's best to check first.
3. Your model must be made specifically for the contest! Don't post old junk!
4. Multiple entries are welcome, however each contestant may only win one prize.
5. You must tag your submission "sculpt2014", non-scouted users have to post their submissions within the thread so it gets noticed.

∞. ALL ART FORUM RULES APPLY! e.g. Adult content must be highly artistic or exceptionally funny.

DEADLINE:
Entries must be posted by 11:59pm on September 14th EST. Not one second later.

PRIZES:
The Grand Winner gets $100,

Second prize is $75,

Third prize is $50!

Consolation prize: The model you made. Woohoo!

Further questions can be posted within the thread (so everybody can see!)

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... oh, here's something I made ages ago, as an example.

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and here is an irrelevant GIF.

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Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - June 6th, 2014


The art portal will be 5 years old from Wednesday the 18th of June.

We think.

Well, Wikipedia says it was launched on the 18th of June 2009.

 

Anyway, you could use the opportunity to

- Join our anniversary art portal flood, where you redo one of your first submissions, or

- Create something celebratory for the day.

yippee

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Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - February 5th, 2014


'lo.

Thought I really should do a plug on frontpage for this art contest I'm hosting for a prize of £25 to the winner, before it gets too late and I have to flog it off onto a half-finished WIP.

The theme's "Leaders In Love" ... which is an awful name, but you can find out more about the contest here.

Have a go. It can tie in with a Valentine's gift; I'm sure your partner would love a card with Hitler on it.

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Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - December 23rd, 2013


Hello, merry Christmas.

Here's an art collab that 30 artists have spent the past 6-7 weeks doing, so that there's something Christmassy in the portal.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/630768

Hope you like the arts, 'cos there's some real cracking ones in there.

Hope you like the medals, there's about 80 points in there, two of which are Easter Eggs,

and hope you don't get assaulted by Santa this year ...

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- SirNightOwl was here! ;D (I'm not dead)